Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Shopping Makes PMS Better.
Now Get Out of My Way!



Rosal, Jane and Kerner, John. "Excessive Expenditure or Acquisitive Self-Therapy: Shopping During PMS Ameliorates Symptoms." Proceedings of the British Royal Society of Gap Managers. April 2009.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Study Shows Exercise Increases Appetite, Even When You Don't Actually Exercise


Josephson, K. and Stiles, M. "The mere suggestion of exercise increases appetite in lazy college students." Archives of Population-Level Inactivity. Vol 2, Iss 6.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Spoiler Alert: Depo Makes You Fat


Chubbo, J. et al. "Injectable contraceptives do in fact cause weight gain. Schwallie demonstrated this in 1973 but we just wanted to make sure." Archives of Contraceptive Weight Gain Studies. 2009, Vol. 1 Iss. 3.